Does this affect my free-beers-for-life deal?

No, it doesn't because I've already accepted that we're fucked. This second storm just proves it. I embrace it. It's OK. It will not go smoothly, there will be a storm, and it will be a total mess.

EDIT: I'm telling you and anyone who will listen. This effort of ours is jinxed. You can predict the weather by it. If we were to change our flights, it would alter the weather, that's how powerful this jinx is. Do I believe that? Of course not. But that doesn't alter the fact that it's true.