Yep, Kao-Ping is in for it.

We're in the house and should close within the month. It's actually four different properties in two counties, making things a bit more complicated, but it's worth the effort. Lots of huge trees, and, yes, two guest rooms on the first floor, aka, the man cave. (It's a stilt house with an enclosed first floor.) Very neat area. Flat, but with lots of lakes, the ocean 30 minutes away, and lots and lots of green. Come visit! (No furniture yet, but there are weekly auctions.)